Fuckery

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.

Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.

(via hillaryindisneyland)

littletheatremonstar asked: Pick whatever three you want to answer.

Someone made me answer all of them, so read the three answers you find most interesting :P

freebetchbabyyy3 asked: Cause someone fucking did it to me so should you, Answer ALL the questions!

• 1: What are you wearing?
• White t-shirt and black shorts
• 2: Ever been in love?
• No
• 3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
• Yes
• 4: How tall are you?
• 5”5
• 5: How much do you weigh?
• 140 pounds
• 6: Any tattoos do you want?
• No
• 7: Any piercings that you want?
• No
• 8: OTP?
• Alcide/Sookie on True Blood
• 9: Favorite Show?
• I have too many. True Blood, Weeds, Dance Moms, The Closer, Family Guy, Law and Order SVU, American Horror Story, and a whole bunch of others
• 10: Favorite bands?
• Evanescence and Fleetwood Mac
• 11: Something you miss?
• Innocence
• 12: Favorite song?
• Like a Prayer by Madonna
• 13: How old are you?
• 19, though i’m Forever 12
• 14: Zodiac sign?
• Taurus
• 15: Hair Color?
• Brown
• 16: Favorite Quote?
• “Some people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.” - Madonna
• 17: Favorite singer?
• MADONNA!!!! My love for her triumphs everything else. She is my inspiration
• 18: Favorite color?
• Green
• 19: Loud music or soft?
• Medium level
• 20: Where do you go when you’re sad?
• I go someplace by myself
• 21: How long does it take you to shower?
• 10 minutes
• 22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
• 40 minutes to an hour
• 23: Ever been in a physical fight?
• No
• 24: Turn on?
• Nice lips
• 25: Turn off?
• Acting like a typical tool/douchebag
• 26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
• I think one of my friends suggested it to me back in high school
• 27: Fears?
• Failure and mediocrity
• 28: Last thing that made you cry?
• Watching the opening of Up lol
• 29: Last time you cried?
• What I just said above, it was a few days ago
• 30: Meaning behind your url
• “materialboy” is a play on Madonna’s famous song Material Girl, and the numbers are just random numbers
• 31: Last book you read?
• In full the last book I read was Patti LuPone’s memoir, but i’m currently starting The Hunger Games
• 32: Last song you listened to?
• Crank it Up by David Guetta and Akon
• 33: Last show you watched?
• Weeds
• 34: Last person you talked to?
• My mom
• 35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
• She’s one of my best friends
• 36: Favorite food?
• Fried chicken
• 37: Place you want to visit?
• London
• 38: Last place you were?
• I was at my acting camp before I went home for the night since it’s one of the very few days this summer I had a light day and I wasn’t anticipating it
• 39: Do you have a crush?
• I have a guy that I think is cute and would try something serious with if he wanted to, but besides that no since it’s not a real “crush.” I have a lot of guys I think are cute and I would hook-up with as a casual thing, though
• 40: Last time you kissed someone?
• March
• 41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
• Someone told me to grow up
• 42: What color underwear are you wearing?
• Grey
• 43: What colo shirt are you wearing?
• White
• 44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
• Black
• 45: Wearing any bracelets?
• No
• 46: Last sport you played?
• I don’t even remember lol
• 47: Last song you sang?
• I sang Not While I’m Around as practice for myself a while ago
• 48: Last prank call you remember doing?
• I don’t think i’ve ever made one actually
• 49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
• Yesterday
• 50: Favorite movie?
• This is a tough choice, but i’m going to say A Streetcar Named Desire

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